A Short Guide to Speaking English in Britain
Duncan Green, a strategic adviser for Oxfam, posted it online as a public service for foreigners hoping to decode “weaselly Britspeak,” he told the English newspaper the Telegraph. Although Green doesn’t know its original source, he thinks the list was lifted from an employee manual for Dutch business people working in the U.K.

Next time you’re headed across the pond, consider…

What the British Say | What They Mean | What You Think
I hear what you’re saying. | I disagree completely. | He agrees with me.

..with the greatest respect.. | You are an idiot. | He’s listening to me.

That’s not bad. | That’s good. | That’s not so good.

A very brave proposal. | You are insane. | He respects my courage.

Quite good. | A bit disappointing. | Quite good.

I would suggest… | Do it. Or else. | Do whatever you like.

Oh, by the way… | The main point | Not important

Very interesting. | Total nonsense. | He is impressed.

I’ll bear it in mind. | Already forgotten. | He’ll do it.

I’m sure it’s my fault. | It’s your fault. | Why?

I almost agree. | I completely disagree. | We almost agree.

Just a few minor comments | Please rewrite this. | He found a typo.

Could we consider a few other options? | I don’t like your idea. | He hasn’t decided.

Among the thousands of online comments this attracted—mostly attesting to its accuracy—were a few that noted one thing it seems all English speakers have in common. When someone says, “We must have lunch sometime,” neither Brits nor Yanks truly expect said lunch to ever happen.